Penipuan Undian lewat YM

17Nov08

Anda sering mendapatkan email tentunya dari email SPAM, yang mengatakan itu sebagai anda pemenang undian, lotere, dan sebagainya apakah itu dikirimkan dengan bahasa Indonesia atau Inggris, tentunya merepotkan buat anda.

Seperti yang pernah saya tulis di sini, ternyata seorang dosenpun juga kena tipu padahal isinya berbahasa inggris, sedang yg pengirim mengirimkan bahasa Inggris, padahal diketahui bahwa adminnya adalah admin webmail ITS, yang tentunya orang Indonesia pula. Sehingga emailnya tersebut ndak bisa dibuka karena telah memberikan email dan passwordnya ke pengirim email tersebut.

Nah sekarang lebih canggih lagi, bukan mesin lagi yang mengirimkan pesan-pesan tersebut, tetapi langsung berbicara atau istilahnya chatting dengan calon korban. Seperti yang saya alami, tiba-tiba ada yang mengirimkan add friend, karena saya baik hati saya approve. Seperti demikian dialog saya dengan penipu itu, dengan bahasa inggris acak adul… wakakakak

BUZZ!!!
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: HI
arul: iyah.. siap yakz? >> kirain orang Indonesia, langsung sapa aja hehhee
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: I AM Mr. KOFFI MARTINS YOUR COMPENSATION AGENT FROM NIGERIA
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS:HOW ARE YOU DOING OVER THERE
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: ??
arul: what the problem Koffi? >> dasar orang Indo, mestinya pake nama belakang
arul: Im student right now..
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: OK
arul: where you find my ID YM?
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: your id was got from an email round up
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: in the compensation lottery draw >> sudah nebak ini SPAM model terbaru
arul: oic..
arul: I’m sorry, i never register the lotery draw..
arul: so I’m get what?
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: yea you naver registered
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: it was selected in an email round up
arul: oh i see…
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: about 21,000 email address was selected
arul: oh i see.
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: and yours fall among the lucky ones
arul: so? I’m the winner, isnt it? >> sok gembira
arul: how much?
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: yea
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: its a $950,000.00usd
arul: oh so great….
arul: how I can get the prize?
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: at the moment you have to choose from the delivery services in which you prefer to deliver your money to you >> modus operandi penipuan koq tidak pernah berubah yakz 😀
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: UPS accepts $200usd

FedEx accepts $150usd
arul: what kind of delivery services to get the money?
arul: ok2…. please use FedEx…. and cut from the $950,000.00 fot the cost… >> gila bahasa inggris saya hancur benar, kata “cut”
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: i am sorry we can not deduct from your check
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: because you are the only one that have access to it
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: and adder to that
arul: how to access that?
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: your bank draft is covered and protected with a hard insurance policy
arul: but I’am not have a dollar to pay the delivery services..
arul: how bout if you pay the delivery services, and i wanna change ur money …
arul: later
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: in order to that anybody caught tampering with it would be punished, procicuted and jailed
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: i am sorry i dont have that much but i can lend you with a $100usd >> kasian banget kalo dapatnya cuman $50, hehehe
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: then you come up with the balance
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: okay
arul: I can give u more than that..
arul: really I’m an Indonesian, I not have a fresh dollar in the bank or anything..
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: ok
arul: i give u $ 500 later if u pay the delivery services >> ce.. ile RuL baek banget dah..
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: so what do you want us to do now?
arul: u pay the delivery services than I give money $ 500..
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: i dont need your $500usd
arul: if I get the prize a soon a posible..
arul: so???
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: all i am out here to do for you is to deliver your money to you and nothing more
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: i am doing this out of risk for you >>ngeles lagi..
arul: how risk?
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: and if i am caught helping you with half of the money
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: i will be jailed
arul: how come?
arul: just delivery my prize…
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: because it is against the law of the compensation organization
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: just because you are a student that is why i am doing this
arul: so.. if I not pay the delivery services, I cant get the money?
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: if you know you are not contentend with my help then you have to quite the transaction
arul: but it just pay the delivery services isnt it?
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: yea
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: that is why i am doing this to help further your studies
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: you just have to try
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: if its to lend it from someone in your country
arul: no.. i’m not someone to help me… now..
arul: so?
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: then when you get your money then you Re emburse the person back >> hahaha baru tau istilah Re emburse dari sini.. terima kasih sudah mengajarkan sy bahasa inggris….
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: that will be okay
arul: its same with I lend your money then I reemburse that…
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: i will advice you to quite the transaction then
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: i think i told you that i just have half of it
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: if it is that i have all then i could have helped you out
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: but in the scence that i do not have all i had tried my possible best
arul: i’m sorry I cant do this…
arul: couse really I’m not have a dollar…
arul: I’m sorry I wanna go out now….
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: ok
arul: if you lend me your money, i’m very approud of you…. >> udah mau cabut masih berbaik hati
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: then you just have to try to get it and get ack to me
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: asap
arul: and reemburse as soon as posible… and you get more than that… >> kirain ngak tau istilah ASAP, eh ta panjang tuh istilah
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: that is not possible
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: because i have tried my possible best for you
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: can u send me your contact number
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: so i can speak with you on phone
BUZZ!!!
arul: +6231xxxxxxxxx >> saya kasihkan no HP saya biar, saya bisa belajar ngomong english juga, gpp, dia yang bayarkan hehe
arul: OK. BYe.. see u soon…
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: ok
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: your name plz
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: ??
arul: arul

Demikian percakapan saya, aneh sudah menyebar ke YM2 juga nih SPAMMER…. bagi teman-teman berhati2lah.. walau kalian pintar bahasa Inggris bisa jadi anda ketipu juga, seperti yang dialami dosen itu.

UPDATE
Ternyata, dia YM saya lagi, berikut chattingnya, nah di sini tetap saya permainkan, berlagak bodoh, dan sebagainya 😀

BUZZ!!!
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: HELLO
arul: iyah?
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: OK
arul: yeah
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ABOUT THE DELIVERY FIRM
arul: saying?
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO NOW?
arul: yes, just pay the delivery firm just it, if I get the money, ASAP to send ur money
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: ITS LIKE YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND MY PLIGHT
arul: So what are you job?
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: IT IS AGAINST THE LAW OF THE COMPENSATION ORANIZATION TO DO SO
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: IF CAUGHT DOING SO
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: I MIGHT LOOSE MY JOB
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: SO YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND ME
BUZZ!!!
arul: I dont know what the spesification of your job..
arul: how i can believe u? >> saya mulai interogasi dia
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: YOU JUST HAVE TO CONTACT THE FINANCE HOUSE HEAD MANAGER
arul: where the website of your office?
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: you can contact us at :info@fedexservices.net.tc
arul: not the email, but the site please
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: http://www.fedexservices.net.tc
BUZZ!!!
arul: i come
arul: there is no website
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: YOU SEE
arul: no website.. just smart
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: YOU CAN NOT HAVE ACCESS TO THE SITE BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT PAID FOR THE DELIVERY,ONCE THE PAYMENT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED YOUR TRACKING NUMBER IN WHICH YOU WILL USE TO LOGIN THE SITE >> boong baenget 🙂
arul: smartdots.com
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: WILL BE SENT TO YOU
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: THAT IS IT
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: YOU CAN NOT HAVE ACCESS TO THE SITE BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT PAID FOR THE DELIVERY,ONCE THE PAYMENT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED YOUR TRACKING NUMBER IN WHICH YOU WILL USE TO LOGIN THE SITE
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: WILL BE SENT TO YOU
arul: how come, to open the website I cant..
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: BECAUSE THE LOGING TRACKING NUMBER HAS NOT BEEN GIVEN TO YOU
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: BECAUSE YOUR PAYMENT HAS NOT BEEN MADE
arul: o..
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: YOU SEE?
arul: no..
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: ok
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: what do you want us to do now
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: ??
BUZZ!!!
arul: what the other way?
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: YOU HAVE TO MAKE THE PAYMENT IN ORDER FOR US TO COMMENCE WITH THE DELIVERY OF YOUR BANK DRAFT
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: TO YOUR DOOR STEP
arul: how bout to send my paypal
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: WE DONT ACCEPT IT
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: YOU CAN ONLY MAKE THE PAYMENT VIA WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: OR MONEY GRAMM
arul: Paypal is the general method too..
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: SORRY THE ORGANIZATION DO NOT ACCEPT THAT BECAUSE OF THE HIGH LEVEL OF FRAUD THAT IS OCCURING NOW
arul: so there is no another method?
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: YOU CAN MAKE THE PAYMENT VIA WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER
BUZZ!!!
arul: maybe. another ur friend can pay the delivery firm… so not u.. but your friend >> ini orang sy sudah ngeles banyak macam, dia ngak sadar apa 😀
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: I DONT HAVE ANY FRIEND WHO CAN MAKE THE PAYMENT
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: THEY WILL EVEN BE THE ONE TO REPORT ME OF SUCH ACT
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
arul: what are u country?
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: I AM A CANADIAN
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: BUT I AM PRESENTELY IN WEST AFRICAN (NIGERIA) ON AN OFFICIAL DUTY
arul: what are u spesific job other?
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: I AM AN AGENT IN THE COMPENSATION ORGANIZATION
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: I AM HERE TO DELIVER WINNERS CHECK TO THEM
BUZZ!!!
arul: really I not have dollar and my friends too.
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: OK
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: YOU HAVE TO LOOK FOR A MEANS OF RAISEING IT
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: I REALLY WISH I COULD HELP
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: SINCE YOU DONT HAVE DOLLARS THEN YOU CAN TAKE YOUR CURRENCY TO THE BANK AND THEN CHANGE IT THERE
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: THEN SEND IT
BUZZ!!!
arul: I not have a IDR (indonesian rupiah) too…
arul: similar $50, i not have too..
arul: im a student not have enough money for your information
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: OK
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: IN THAT CASE THERE IS NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: FOR YOU BEEN A STUDENT COZ I BELIVE THAT THIS IS A GOD SENT
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: SO YOU JUST HAVE TO TRY HARDER TO RAISE THE MONEY
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
arul: RAISE THE MONEY FROM WHERE?
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: ANYWHERE YOU CAN
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: BECAUSE I DONT WANT YOU TO LOOSE THIS MONEY
arul: how come?
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: OKAY I WOULD HELP YOU WITH HALF OF VTHE FEE
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: WHILE YOU COME UP WITH THE BALANCE
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: AND YOU HAVE TO PROMISE ME THAT IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE YOUR FUND YOU WILL PAY ME BACK MY MONEY
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: I USED IN HELPING FOR THE DELIVERY
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: WHICH IS $100USD
BUZZ!!!
arul: i’m not have $50
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: CAN YOU COME DOWN TO NIGERIA AND CLAIM YOUR FUND
arul: i don’t have money at all
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: BECAUSE I HAVE TRIED ALL MY BEST
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: FOR YOU
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: CAN YOU COME DOWN TO NIGERIA AND CLAIM YOUR FUND
arul: what the adress in nigeria?
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: OK
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: #225 ALLEN AVENUE LAGOS ISLAND
arul:

BUZZ!!!
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: HELLO
arul: iyah?
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: OK
arul: yeah
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ABOUT THE DELIVERY FIRM
arul: saying?
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO NOW?
arul: yes, just pay the delivery firm just it, if I get the money, ASAP to send ur money
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: ITS LIKE YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND MY PLIGHT
arul: So what are you job?
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: IT IS AGAINST THE LAW OF THE COMPENSATION ORANIZATION TO DO SO
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: IF CAUGHT DOING SO
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: I MIGHT LOOSE MY JOB
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: SO YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND ME
BUZZ!!!
arul: I dont know what the spesification of your job..
arul: how i can believe u?
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: YOU JUST HAVE TO
arul: Im sorry,
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN
arul: i’m sorry i clicked wrong button
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: THIS IS OUR ORGAINZATION ADDRESS: #225 ALLEN AVENUE LAGOS ISLAND ALONG AWOLOWO EXPRESS WAY
BUZZ!!!
arul: ok
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: SO WHEN ARE YOU COMING
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: ??
arul: ASAP
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: ECAUSE DELAY IS DANGEROUS
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: MY ADVICE
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER FOR YOU TO PAY THE $100USD THAN COMING DOWN TO NIGERIA
arul: never mind… i wanna go there for vacation
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: YOU HAVE TO PURCHASE AIR TICKET AND OTHER EXPENCES
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: OK
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: THAT IS OKAY
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: SO WHEN EXACTELY IS THAT
arul: ASAP
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: BECAUSE YOU ONLY HAVE 14 DAYS LEFT TO CLAIM THIS FUND
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: OK
arul: since?
BUZZ!!!
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
BUZZ!!!
arul: 14 days since?
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: YEAH
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: AND YOU HAVE TO BE HERE BEFORE NEXT WEEK
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: ADVICEABLE BEFORE THE 27TH OF THIS MONTH
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: OK
arul: hhmmm.
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: YEAH
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?
arul: let me think first
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: OK
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: BUT MY KINDLY ADVICE IS THAT YOU JUST HAVE TO PAY THIS MONEY VIA WESTERN UNION AND HAVE YOUR FUND SENT TO YOU IN 24HOURS
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: RATHER THAN SPENDING A LOT COMING DOWN HERE
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
arul: i see… but..i not have enough dollar now.
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: OK
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: SO WHEN EXACTELY CAN YOU COME UP WITH THE MONEY?
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: AND HOW MUCH ARE YOU HAVING WITH YOU NOW
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
arul: what the matter if u lend me just $150 ?
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: DO YOU HAVE $50 AT HAND NOW?
arul: no
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: I BELIVE YOU HAVE TO QUIET THIS TRANSACTIO
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: N OK
BUZZ!!!
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: U THERE
arul: yes…
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: I BELIVE YOU HAVE TO QUIET THIS TRANSACTION
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: OK
BUZZ!!!
arul: QUiet? what u mean?
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: YES
BUZZ!!!
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: what are suggesting???
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: what are u suggesting???
arul: just lend your money, just that…
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: i have done my best for you
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: so i bilieve that is the best option for now
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: ok
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
arul: how come? just lend me your money $ 150, how come u lend just $100. its the same problem you know…
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: are you there
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: ok
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: if i lend you the $150
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: what will you do for me
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: ???????????
BUZZ!!!
arul: i give u more than that
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: tha is jok
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: i must have to go for an appointment now
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: because you are not the only cliant
arul: ok…
arul: i just think, its the best
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: which is the only compensactor
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: we have in our file
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: ok
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: and i have to go now
arul: ok2..

Ternyata bahasa inggris hancur juga…

ini cuplikan percakapan terakhir saya, dia misuh2 gitu 😀

YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: and i will be out of office for a while
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: ok
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: go lik soop >> artinya?
arul: ok >> sok OK2 aja
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: and fuk your sister hut pusy >> Udah MULAI MISUH
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: ok
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: poor crazy boy
arul: SHIT!!!
arul: FUCK!!!
arul: MOTHER FUCKER!!!! >> 3 kata tadi saya taunya dari film barat, ada yg bisa mengartikan? 😀
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: u think that u talking to a baby
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: helll man
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: u fada fukar
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: bitch
arul: are u bitch? of course
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: poor studennt >> gara2 saya ngomong kalo saya student, dan mengaku tidak punya uang
arul: maybe you are a poor
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: u i have loose and u will alway be a looseaaa
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: ok
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: seeeeeee ahhhhhhhhhhhh
arul: J*****K >> misuh orang surabaya
arul: T****O >> misuh orang makassar
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: send me ur mother wet pussy den i will send u the money
arul: u have mother? why not use ur mother?
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: UR DEAD FADA
BUZZ!!!
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: THIS IS KAY KAY 4 ALL
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: U SABI EAT AMALA AND EWEDU SOUP?
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: MAKE U COME BASE FOR ADALOKO SO THAT YOU GO SABI PUSH TRUCK
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: BECOZ WHERE U DEY OWU DEY WIP YOUR THROAT >> udah bingung dia ngomong apa…
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: LIKE MAD
arul: LIAR!!!!
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: ALABA NA GUY MAN PLACE OOO
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: COME SUFFER MORFE
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: MAGA
YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: UR MAMA BLACK PUSSY
arul: u say thank you lord for the good health…
arul: where u LORD? >>setelah ini dia offline gitu

YES!!, banyak lagi nih, referensi bahasa2 misuh orang sana yg saya tau 😀
intinya sih, saya belajar bahasa inggris dari mereka, trus teman2 hati2 yakz.

Emang orang Indonesia gampangan ditipu? gampangan dicela? ndak lah… lebih pintar dari Bule Tolol yang itu.

In skrinsyutnya kalo teman2 ndak percaya :

im

oia di STATUSNYA dia nulis padahal : THANK YOU LORD FOR THE GOOD HEALTH *miris padahal dia LIAR*

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48 Responses to “Penipuan Undian lewat YM”

  1. Hooo… mantep tuch. Tapi gak paham nich mas, itu diatas ngomongin apa ya ? banyak kosakata yang gak kumengerti :mrgreen:

  2. hayyya mantap rull… kasih no hpku sekalian hihihihi..

    eh si penipu ini dah kaya lagi rul..so ga butuh $$$ mu hahahahaha ngeK~~~ ribetnya obrolanmu deyh.. menger ji itu??? sy sj udah pake kamus online masih nda menger hahahhahaha

    *ngakak guling2*

  3. Hmm,, apakah ada hubungannya sama YM status-nya cak arul malam ini?
    said that, “sialan tuh orang ngomong *** * gitu deh sama saya :D”

    [gaya detektif]

  4. jadi di telpun gak? atau mungkin ntar dia bakal buka cabang di indo? kekeke

  5. hahahahahahaha semakin ancur pembicaraannya… mulai maksa ini orang hahahahahaha ck ck ck ck sampai akhirnya keluarlah kata2 ancurrr hahahahhaa ternyata bahasa inggrismu bagusnya cuma pas memakinya ji hahahhahahah ancorr deyh…

    matematika, fisika boleh ok..bahasa inggris ancoooorr hahahahahhahhah

  6. YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: ITS LIKE YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND MY PLIGHT
    arul: So what are you job?
    YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: IT IS AGAINST THE LAW OF THE COMPENSATION ORANIZATION TO DO SO
    YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: IF CAUGHT DOING SO
    YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: I MIGHT LOOSE MY JOB
    YUNG JAYZZY FOR DOLLARS: SO YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND ME

    >>> kasihannya ini orang sampe mengiba-iba kek gitu…. hihihihihihi merana begituko cowot!!! hehehehehehe

  7. # 1 Gyl : hehehe, intinya dia mau kasih cek senilai 950.000 USD itu… namun dia minta sy transfer duit 150 USD utk pengiriman 😀
    # 2 uNieQ : kan tujuan sy belajar bahasa linggis 😛
    # 3 r1d0aja : iyah ada, betul2, ini saya sudah apdet yg baru 😀
    # 4 Epat : hahaha, kalo lotery di email saya, langsung kategori SPAM 😀 hihihi
    kalo dia telpon ta ladeni, biar dia capek 😛
    # 5 uNieQ : hahahaha, namanya juga belajar ;D
    # 6 uNieQ : deh kasian sama penipu? hmm…. kawing mako sama dia 😀

  8. Hahaha…

    Sekalian aja Mas….
    Ajarin orang itu supaya make kata “J” yg baik dan benar. Biar F You diganti J, kaya di filmnya si ikin :mrgreen: .

  9. Dasar aktivis, orang lagi usaha nipu dilayani, hahahaha… Mantap rul, jadi bisa tau bahasa slank prokemnya anak-anak sana. Mantap haa.. poor student 😀

  10. wakakakaka… saya pernah membalas email tipuan itu, sampe berpuluh2 email. saya suruh dia telpon ndak mau! hekekeke…

    mungkin orang indo terinspirasi model penipuan begini dan akhirnya menipu saudaranya sendiri yaaaa…

  11. haha… namanya juga usaha
    usaha nipu orang 🙂

  12. Lucu banget sih rul….hahahaha…gile juga lu ya…bahasa inggrisnya bagus juga udah bisa nipu tukang tipu…huhehehehe….hati2 makanya…diriku sih kalo dah gak kenal yg YM gak akan dijawab 😀

  13. hihihi…
    menyenangkan sekali percakapannya.. 😀

    Seorang teman (yang saya pikir pinter.hehe) ternyata tertipu sampai 150 juta rupiah. Caranya sama seperti ini… Sayangnya, dia terpengaruh dengan faktor easy money dan kebetulan sedang butuh banyak uang buat usaha. Duit yang dijanjikan sampai satu milyar jadi dia ya ngah ngoh aja…
    Eman-eman rek… Malah abis semuanyaaa… 😦

  14. asik juga mainin bule, di kira kita-kita bodoh. hahhaha. go to sea aje. loe toe yang go to hell aje. macem -macem ama orang indo. kita tuh kalo mau ngurusin duit no satu se dunia. betul nggak mas arul. kita korup terbesar ke berapa dunia mas?

  15. Coba kalo dia di gituin mas, tapi pake YM lain,biar kesel. pura kasih duit berapa dollar per bulan kek atau apa.

  16. waduh bahasanya! parah banget! sudah jengkel banget tuh orang kayaknya! email saya juga kebanjiran spam, entah dari mana! so buat semuanya, lebih berhati – hati saja!
    J*****K >> misuh orang surabaya ( sudah tau)
    T****O >> klo yang ini apa ya ? Tali laso ya, atau tali rafia ?????

  17. hahaha…kalau ada email, ga jelas langsung saya delete…anehnya suka ada email menyelusup pada email sebelumnya….

    YM? Saya hanya pake untuk diskusi dengan orang ttt yang udah kenal dekat, karena memang waktu terbatas.

  18. Ahahaha… Klo saya mah langsung tak flag spam. Trus tak delete sama ignore. Itu niat banget dialogna… :mrgreen:

    YOU CAN NOT HAVE ACCESS TO THE SITE BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT PAID FOR THE DELIVERY,ONCE THE PAYMENT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED YOUR TRACKING NUMBER IN WHICH YOU WILL USE TO LOGIN THE SITE

    Saya ngerasa lucu juga baca ini, gak ada yg lebih bagus apa… 😆

  19. wakaka dasar mas aRul ni. orang mau nipu malah dikerjai, gokil gokil.
    tak tambahin ni kosa kata misu
    J**M**T *R* <<– misu orang Prigen
    *istigfar dulu*

  20. oia permisi, numpang beken ya. nitip alamat blog yang baru http://www.ingateros.com. alamat’e sajah yang baru, kalo blognya tetep amburadul hehe. lebih beken lagi kalo di tempel ke blogroll hehe *ngarep* biar ikut beken juga.

  21. wooo… nek saya dichat sama diya, saya ajak bahasa jawa kromo inggil aja biyar kapok!!!

  22. pokoke kalo dari nigeria..udah deh..ya nigerian scam..heee

  23. Bahasanya !!!!! hahahahahahahahahaha … dari tadi bacanya bikin ngakak, grammarnya kemana-mana…
    Gak mungkin Canadian tuh, ah paling sebel kalo udah di sapa sama orang kaya’ gitu *KEMPROH POL* …. langsung appear offline …

  24. spammers is fuckers …. untung gak ketipu yah daenk …

  25. mesti waspada nih aq….

  26. Masih sempet aja ngeladeni orang geblek macam gini… ?
    Wah, dah pengalmana anget deh secara saya masih tugas di West Africa.. jadi kentara banget kenal dengan karakter bejat mereka.. dihindari aja deh kalau ada email dan pecakapan chat dari kampret sontoloyo macam gini.. bisa2 YM! account mu di ‘oprek’2 ama mereka.. berabe, juragan…

  27. wew,
    makin macem2 aja modusnya
    untung daeng lebih pintar yak
    hihihih

  28. AhakahkahAhakahakhakahakhakahkahak

    sumpah, bahasanya itu lohhh, hahaha… geli banget bacanya 🙂

    kursus inggris dulu mas baru nipu… *sigh* (benci gue org kurang kerjaan kek gitu, arul sih terlalu baik, dilayanin, klo gue… dah abis tuhhh… hehehe)

  29. wIIHH………. arul ternyata mantap bahasa inggris campur surabaya!

  30. (woot)

  31. kata2mu koq parah gitu rul?

    sapa yang nularin km rul…

  32. hihihi… mantengin dr percakapan awal.. pedes juga ni mata 😀

    kapan ya, tu spammer mampir ke YMku.. pengen blajar bhs inggris juga nih.. 😛

  33. udah ngira akhirnya kek gini… wakaka… jadi inget awal kuliah dulu, saia jg sempet dapet kek ginian,,, lolz…

    mending wingi di jak omongan suroboyoan ae cak,, ahaha…

  34. makin marak ajah, tuh penipuan.

  35. Harusnya pura2 minta tuh alamat bank tempat kita harus ngirim uangnya. Lalu bilang kalau kita sudah kirim uang tinggal dia ambil dengan kode akses sekian xxxxx (ngawur saja gabungan angka dan huruf 5 digit). Bilang saja kalau kirim lebih banyak 500 US$ sebagai balas jasa, supaya dia tambah ngiler … Nanti setelah dia ke bank dan ternyata uangnya nggak ada kan misuh-misuhnya tambah kuenceng … hahahah

  36. wkakakakaka…
    bagus,,baguss,,kakak,,,
    pinter2an ngeles tuh critanya..
    tp ko’ tiba2 jadi tuker2an bahasa misuh yo??

    reemburse tuh artinya apaan ya ???

  37. # 8 agungfirmansyah : udah tuh.. hehehe .
    # 9 galih : hahahaha, ngakak saya, sampe dibilangi poor student… hahaha dia yg kasian banget sampe mengiba2
    # 10 det : hahahaha, kurang kerjaan… hahaha
    dan ini selalu ada di Indonesia, ngak ngerti apa masyarakat udah pintar, tapi tetap aja juga yg ketipu hihi
    # 11 Aria Turns : ini mah bukan usaha, tapi penipuan
    # 12 Ria : hahahaha, bahasa english ancur.. menunjukan indonesia banget
    # 13 jeunglala : hahaha, saya malah mo ketawa terus 😆
    doh, koq bisa sampe tertipu… dia ngak fikir apa mesti seperti apa strategi2nya wuih bisa hidup banyak tahun150 juta itu
    # 14 andyQ : hahaha betul banget…. sudahlah.. biar dia kapok…
    # 15 andyQ : haahaha, udah malas maininnya
    # 16 ciput mardianto : iyah berhati2 saja
    hahaha, udah2, ngak usah dibahasa bahasanya tau sama tau 😛
    # 17 edratna : iah bu, banyak banget biasanya report as spam
    sy juga heran, dapat dari mana YM sy
    # 18 adit-nya niez : ini YM adit
    hahaha, makanya sy ngakak ketika dia ngomong seperti itu
    # 19 aR_eRos : hahaha aduh2 jangan diajarin, ntar malah ilfill pelajarin yg laennya
    # 20 aR_eRos : ok, ros..
    # 21 ndop : huahahahaha… kapok2…
    # 22 boyin : iyah koq banyak yakz
    # 23 Fenty : hahahaha, emang bilang acak adul… hihihihi
    hahahaha
    # 24 Muda Bentara : udah siap2, membiarkan dia berfantasi mendapatkan korban
    # 25 Anas : yupz
    # 26 Luigi Pralangga : hehehe… biar dia berfantasi sesaat bang 🙂
    weleh2.. iyah juga sih..
    moga2 ngak diapa2in… hmm
    # 27 Ade : hihihihi, bukan macam2 cuman satu macam tapi menggunakan YM nih
    # 28 Silly : hahahaha, namanya juga ngak pinter english hiihihiihhi
    hahahaha, sy membiarkan dia tertipu dulu
    # 29 qizinklaziva :
    hahahaha, mantap jeleknya
    # 30 KaiToU KiD : (woot) juga
    # 31 kholis : hahaha, kata yg mana? yg terakhir? terbawa emosi
    # 32 eMo : hihihi
    hahaha,mo belajr juga dikau
    # 33 r1d0aja : hahahaha, pasti lucu2
    iyo sek ta parani yo
    # 34 hendra : yupz
    # 35 Oemar Bakrie : hahahaha, lupa pak, ntar deh lain kali sy coba trik bapak… hahaahahah
    # 36 fitraraditya : hahaha, iyo sy juga ngeles pisan
    hahahaha, dia yg emosi liat sy poor student kali yakz..
    reemburse itu kalo ndak salah uang ganti

  38. untung gak ketemu saya….
    sejak awal paling udah tak pisuh2i….
    lumayan kan bisa misuhin orang asing… :mrgreen:

  39. 39 Ardianto

    Kaihan amat tuh penipu…
    Untung nggak saya yang kena…
    Misuhnya bisa lebih parah :mrgreen:

  40. 40 satria

    hauahuhaa .. pergi membunuh = “GO KILL” 😀
    sering2 aja gitu .. perbuatan yg diawali dengan buruk berakhir dengan “adu mulut”
    haahuauhauha ..

  41. 😆 wah wah, seru banget nih.
    Bayangkan coba klo percakapannya dilakukan scr offline tatap muka :mrgreen:

  42. 42 bejitalun

    wah…setelah konsultasi sama detektif afruth,,,,
    mungkin dianya tau IDnya mas arul dari blog ini mas…
    kan disini ada ID YMnya mas arul…jadi tinggal di klik kan dah nyambung ke Anda….
    mungkin seperti itu….
    Tapi..makasih ya atas infonya….

  43. 43 puteriputri

    gila, tuh orang misuhnya aseli kuasar buanget! sampe bergidik saya bacanya..
    lagian mas arul kok iseng bener, dah tau freak masih diladenin?
    sama satu lagi.. bahasanyaa! cinta lora bisa smaput tuh liat gremernya, he2

  44. Wakakak, seru juga bos ceritanya. Sebarin YM nya aja bos, biar kita terror rame rame tuh orang.

    He he he

  45. 45 fantasyforever

    Hehehe. Seru tuh. :mrgreen:

  46. Hem,,,,
    barusan baca tapi sumpah, lucu banget.
    jadi pengen dikerjain (eh, ngerjain) 😛

  47. sering tuw mas spam YM 😦


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